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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Wanted: Malaika Millions Need Your Help!


Wish List for "Happy Birthday, Fuck Uterus" Fundraiser
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I Need:

help to source a Print shop that might donate or give extreme discount {sponsor} for these? I'm looking for a print shop that would donate their services... {maybe I pay cost}.... want to print 2 or 3 Images 6 feet high x 4 feet...onto Canvas. They'd be for a couple fundraising Games

Game 1
you know those boards with images at amusement parks, where you stick your head through to have your picture taken... well I'm making a life size image of myself.... up on a stool... with my legs up in the air spread Eagle.... with a giant head size hole at my crotch... so people can have pictures of themselves as If I'm giving birth to their Face. I'm super demented... but hilarious right? I'll have a photo printer and camera on the spot... charge $10 and print them out right there. I have someone to man that too.. woohoo. Game 2 also. a life size image of myself standing legs slightly apart... with hole at crotch... $5 for 5 tries shooting OB Tampons outta nerf guns... get three in her hole and you get a prize. {Boobie Prints}

ALSO NEED:
Equivolent Sound System to the One offered by Wise with Sound Person for Much Less than $300

Cheap Keg of GOOD beer for Volunteers, {DONATED}

Discount at Staples or Office Depot, {PHOTO PAPER, INK, STAMP, etc}

Food for volunteers {Restaurant Sponsor?}

AND WHAT IS THIS FOR YOU ASK....
WELL
IT'S
Happy Birthday Fuck Uterus

A Call to Aid Malaika Millions' Fundraiser, Friday October 5th @ The Wise Hall

At the Intersection of "starving artist" and "chronic pain" lives a Beautiful Darling of a Dame who's tougher than a Silk Strand and still smoother.

If you've seen her Perform twice, you've probably seen her high on painkillers at least once. Lucky for her she's got typical ADD biochemistry, so luckily codeine has made her speedy and hyper productive. She's wittier when she's high and pain free, but she looks forward to just being Witty and Well.

When Macho Motorcycle Men dismay at the fact that she rides Motorcycle in the winter she quips back, " Riding motorcycle in the Rain, That's Easy. Riding with a full blown ovarian cyst, now that's Hard!"

She's suffered severe Endometriosis for years and after multiple surgical intervention attempts she's totally ready to get rid of the Torture Device. It hasn't only caused Mind Bending Pain, but impacts the immune system. This won't be a cure, but should alleviate a lot of the pain complications.

So she's throwing out the Uterus with the Bathwater ladies and gentlemen…. And What Better way to throw off the Sac like Shackle than to throw a Celebratory Party / Fundraiser on her Birthday! It's HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCK UTERUS ! Yes, Malaika Millions is getting a Hysterectomy.

From Now On,…. Only expect Brain Children from this Diva.
The "It Girl" officially becomes an It…. {soon to be a Drag Queen on the Scene}.

She needs support for Friday October 5th @ The Wise Hall
HERE'S HOW!
STAGE SHOW: DJ's{$ negotiable}, Performers of Burlesque, Drag {Kings and Queens}, Comedians, Poets, Easy set up Music, MC of Show, and MC of Roast {brief Roast Sessions, will also need Roasters: people who would take delight in Malaika's own Self Depricating Humour…. Please make Fun of Me.. No Holds Barred, there's lots of Fodder} {Can offer $20 stipend to performers} GENERAL EVENT HELPERS: {these people could do shifts} Door People, Security, Game Wranglers{yes, fundraiser Games}, Event decorators and Setup/ Tear Down Helpers, Servers for Early Cabaret, etc….
PROMO: if you could forward the eFlyer Invite and Info to your email list, post bulletins about it, and host the eFlyer on your Web Pages to help Promote the Show, that would be Much Appreciated.

Tentative Format: $20 Special Cabaret 7:30pm, $10 Event from 9:30pm till 12:30am.

The Funds Raised will go towards supporting her in the Time she Must take off while immobilized {late October & November} and towards Alternative Medicine and Physio/Training to help her Recover.

Please contact Malaika IF YOU CAN HELP.......
{would also accept Chicken Soup and Prune Juice post surgery}

Please Check out Blog Wish List Updates at: http://www.myspace.com/malaikamillions

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